Ass Goblins of Auschwitz out now!

October 10, 2009 at 4:24 pm (Uncategorized)

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My buddy Cameron Pierce just put out his second novel, Ass Goblins of Auschwitz.  I’ve always been a fan of Cam’s work – it’s the kind of stuff that makes another writer jealous because he’s got a seemingly bottomless warehouse of ideas, very poetic and surreal.  I loved his debut, Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden.  But this truly is better.  Ass Goblins is

“Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce. In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won’t be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz…you’re about to be Shit Slaughtered.”

Fans of the weird, poetic, and earnest, do yourself a favor and get this book.  Cameron’s got a one-of-a-kind style.  And do yourself a favor and get the new Carlton Mellick book, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland, also from Eraserhead Press.  I really think it’s going to be Carl’s best in years, something of the Satan Burger or Egg Man magnititude, and maybe better than both of those.  Peep it:



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