We’re Cyber Cuddle Buddies

April 15, 2010 at 5:13 pm (Uncategorized)

Amazon is now offering Asphalt Flowerhead and Matthew Revert’s A Million Versions of Right as a couple. Which is really nice and cute and thrilling. Matt’s an awesome writer from Austrailia who’s book is fucked up and absurd in a really, really satisfying way – to describe it in its own words, it’s overflowing with shit like “masturbatory headphones, diabolically toppled comb-jars, moustache-filled ejaculations, malfunctioning bookmarks, bricolage scrotums, wank fairies and a poorly conceived theory regarding wall stability. A world where ball popping is the only solution to the scrotum’s poor aesthetic qualities and true love can lead a man to transpose menstruation across gender lines. Not to mention a blink so immensely powerful that mild abrasion can ensue. There’s also a lime.”

If you do not own either of these books, do yourself a big favor and get them as a pair. Congratulate yourself on being a wonderful human being; realize that you deserve this. Breathe in; out. “Have a bowl of cereal.” – (Mike Daily).

Available right here. Just scroll a little bit down after you click.

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